Tour de Hollister

I've never been to Hollister.  I tried to go to the last HD rally that they held in Hollister, but could not make it when I came down with beer poisoning.  I know what you are think...too much beer.  That was not the case, it was one beer, a bad beer.  I had brewed it up myself.  The beer was stacked in my garage fridge like cord wood.  I had drank it for weeks when I came to that one beer that did not taste..."quite right".  Well, it was not quite right.  4 days of puking and diarrhea until I could finally think about beer again.  I'm happy to report that the incident is behind me now, but needless to say, I did not make it to Hollister that weekend.

Today was quite different.  Julie and I were without our fellow Mild Hogs for this trip. We passed through Gilroy on the way, the smell of garlic was strong and we somehow fought the urge to stop and sample garlic wine and garlic candy.  Before long we entered Hollister, famous for the movie The Wild Ones, starring Marlo Brando as a renegade biker.  I've never seen the movie, but I guess it is about a motorcycle "club" terrorizing the town of Hollister.  Since then, Hollister has been a spot for HD rally's until they decided it was too much trouble and stopped having them, the same year as the beer poisoning.

Well, Hollister is not much to look at.  It is an agricultural town with some light manufacturing.  I suspect companies move there for the cheap labor.  When you think about it, it is isolated, the only major industry is picking crops.  Companies would not have to pay much to attract labor away from the fields.  Perhaps that is why Corbin, manufacturer of motorcycle seats is located there.  It was the reason we were going to Hollister.  We wanted to see the various seats that they manufacture.

We arrived around lunch time.  The show room had a variety of motorcycles on display, each with a different style of Corbin seat.  There was a person polishing the bikes, but he never looked up when we entered.  He was clearly not a salesperson.  As a matter of fact, we never saw a salesperson.  The front counter was empty and no one appeared the entire time we casually walked the show room.  I guess we could have rousted someone from the back if we were really interested in buying, but lack of service turned me off.  We did look through the various leather options.  They even had ostrich.  Julie was convinced it was real until I asked her to make a bet.  She said something about $2000 purses and then quickly changed the subject and I was glad she did.  If we did want to buy a seat, they manufacture them on the spot and install them as you wait as several folks were having their bikes worked on while we were there.

It was lunch time and we were hungry, imagine that...  Fortunately for us, they have a cafe on site.  It was actually very nice.  The walls were filled with pictures of all types of motorcycles, movie posters with motorcycles and all kinds of racing photos.  As we sat at our booth I had the distinct impression we were being watched.  I scanned the place and did not see anyone paying any particular attention to us, perhaps Julie, but that is normal.  Then I saw it, on the wall above our booth was a framed and signed racing picture that captured two dirt track riders in close combat on the curve of a track.  One of the daring riders had his front tire under the arm of the other rider as he passed him on the inside.  HEY!  That rider was Kirk, one of our club members!  He even dated and signed the picture, January 6, 1973.  I explained to Julie that they did have picture cameras back then.  Being only 4 months old at that time, she would not have known.

Kirk's Picture at the Corbin Cafe in Hollister
Our lunch at the cafe was really breakfast which they serve until 2 PM.  The egg yokes were a dark orange, typical of the eggs you would find on a farm, not in the store.  The service was good, unlike the showroom, and the food was tasty.  The ride home was uneventful, but windy.  While we enjoyed the trip to Hollister, I will add it to Gillette, Wyoming as towns you only need to visit once.

See you on the road.

Daffodil Hill Run



Daffodils

It was a sunny, breezy Sunday, the third day Daffodil  Hill was open.  Daffodil Hills is a 4 acre farm owned by the McLaughlin family since 1887.  The farm began as a 36-acre ranch and toll road for travelers and teamster hauling timber.  In the 1930's, the first visitors stopped to admire the family's garden.  Responding to public interest, the family began expanding the flower bed. Today the farms has over 300,000 flowers when they are all in full bloom.  For more information on Daffodil Hill, you can go directly to their web site...


www.amadorcountychamber.com/Historic/daffodil_hill.html

Julie and I met Jerry and Doni at the Starbucks in Brentwood.  After coffee, tea and pleasantries, we hit the road. The ride across the delta was exceptionally windy.  It was one of those cross winds that blow so hard you have to lean into it to ride a straight line.  The wind, aided by our speed, entered my left nostril and exited my right.  As you might imagine, this gets pretty old, pretty quick.


Once in the foothills, the wind let up and the ride was gorgeous.  Green grass, leafy trees, flowers everywhere and wide open roads.  When you arrive at the farm, you will certainly be struck by the amount of organization round a free display.  The entrance is manned by a State Police officer who directs traffic in and out of the farm and helps the crowds get across the road without injury.  There are volunteers that direct parking which includes an area specifically for motorcycles.  My only complaint about the parking is dust that is kicked into the air by the traffic in the dirt field that ends up clinging to the bikes.  This year was not too bad as the dirt was somewhat moist.  


Mild Hogs at Daffodil Hill
Looking at 300,000 daffodils does not take as much time as you might think...  The farm has trails that allow the crowds to walk through the fields to view the numerous varieties.  I honestly thought a daffodil was a daffodil, but there are many varieties that do not look at all like daffodils.  

The Farm
On the way back we stopped at Mel's and Faye's Diner which is biker friendly and has outside seating.  The food is typical diner fare, not bad and reasonably priced.  We also decided to swing by the Jackson Harley dealership...it's gone!  My guess is that it is a victim of the poor economy and the location.  Jackson is not very large and it surprised me that it could support an HD dealership.  Well, I guess it can't.  We did make a quick stop at the local feed supply store so that I could purchase a bandanna to cover my face (nose) for the ride home.  They had a variety of chicks outside, no, not the kind you are thinking...actual poultry.  Doni and Jerry took a brief journey back to the farm as they enjoyed the chicks while Julie and I perused the feed store.  We managed to find a blue bandanna which Julie tied around my face for the journey home, protecting my sinus from the inevitable reverse flow.  It worked, but I still cannot get the smell of feed store and Chinese workers out of my mind as the bandanna was embedded with that particular scent.
Spring is here, so look for more Mild Hog adventures in the near future.

See you on the road.






Winter in NorCal

Outlaw, his lady, and Repo Man
Snake
While two thirds of the country is butt deep in snow, we took advantage of the warm weather to get out on our bikes.  Yank off the covers, unhook the chargers, grab the chaps and hit the road.  Repo Man arrived early at Starbucks followed by Snake and then Outlaw and his lady.

After sipping coffee and swapping stories, it was time to hit the road.  Today's destination would be Alice's Restaurant.  I've blogged about AR before so I will spare you the details.  It was wonderful to be in formation and on the open road after months of short dashes to local stops when weather permits.  Soon we were crossing the San Mateo bridge heading into the hills that border the Pacific Ocean.  With the sun on our backs, we glided along Skyline Drive with other motorcycles and many, many bicycles.

A word about bikes...  I've ridden road bikes and mountain bikes and enjoy them both.  For you bicyclist who hug the edge of the road and ride in a single file, I thank you.  For those couple of Jackasses that were two abreast in the middle of the road, I waited to go around you today, but cannot guarantee you will not find a Harley Davidson boot up your ass the next time you hog the road without regard for others.  There, I feel so much better.

Alice's was packed with motorcycles, all kinds of motorcycles, all kinds of riders.  I'm not sure if it is the food, the location or the reputation that draws bikers from far and wide.  Surprisingly we able to get a table outside in the sunshine.  The food was excellent, the coffee hot and the service excellent.  I suppose they serve something other than breakfast, but I have never had anything else.  After we were packed with eggs, toast, sausage, bacon and hash browns, and coffee, it was time to hoist our carcasses onto our bikes and head to Half Moon Bay and then home.
Alice's Restaurant


The ride along the coast was everything you would expect on such a beautiful day.  As we left Half Moon Bay, if appeared everyone was headed to the coast.  The traffic coming the other direction was thick, fortunately our road was open and winding.  As we approached the end of our journey, Repo Man signaled he was running low on gas.  I was in a similar situation, but knew Outlaw was okay as he is still on the last tank of gas he bought in Sturgis in 2008.  Fortunately we found gas before we ran out.  Repo Man had about a gallon left, good for about another 40 miles.  I'm not sure I will panic the next time he cries "I'm out of gas!".

After fueling, we all went our separate ways with smiles on our faces.  It was good to be back on the bike, back with my friends.

See you on the road...

Official "Know Your Norcal Mild Hog" Contest Results

Outlaw, Snake, Repo Man


Well, we had quite a few entries, but alas, only one winner... It was interesting to see who you matched up with each quote. I was somewhat taken back by the number of entries linking my good name to the references related to "the ladies". I need to be aware of the impression I may be giving off...

Anyway, here are the correct answers...

What was your favorite part of the trip?
• Riding to Spearfish along the valley floor Outlaw
• See all of the countryside and wildlife Repo Man who announced each and every time he spotted an antelope of which there were thousands...
• The early morning ride into Sturgis on the 2nd day Snake

What was the worst part of the trip?
• My sore rear Repo Man
• Running late when meeting up with the M’hogs Snake
• Lack of painted shirts on the ladies Outlaw!!!!! Not me!

What scared you the most?
• Eating at Granny’s Kitchen Snake...this was a freebie if you read previous blogs
• Riding behind the less experienced riders Outlaw
• Getting passed by the Banditos on the shoulder of the road Repo Man...It was a good thing Outlaw was having some trouble with his bike or we would have gone after them!

What was the strangest/funniest thing you saw?
• Motorcycle with various skins and antlers on it Repo Man...refer to previous wildlife fetish...
• The amount of old guys with young chicks Outlaw!!! not me again!!!
• The families that chose this week to visit SD on vacation Snake

If you could take somebody famous with you on the next trip, who would it be?
• Halle Berry Outlaw
• Angeline Jolie Snake, because Halle Barry was already taken...
• John Wayne Repo Man... Okay, this was so funny...We asked Repo Man this question first. He blurts out John Freakin Wayne! Then Outlaw says Halle Berry and RM all of sudden wants to change his answer when the two of us have babes on the back of our bikes and he is stuck with a 6'5" cowboy! It was hilarious and of course we would not let him change his answer!

Who would you least like to take? Okay, everyone got this one right. For those of you who credited me with all three of these answers, I gave you full credit since you know me well....
• Barack Obama
• Barack Obama
• Barack Obama

What was your favorite meal on the trip?
• Fillet Mignon in Custer Repo Man
• Subway tuna sandwich…all 6 times Outlaw...This was hilarious because on our previous trip that was all we ate coming and going... I think we only ate at Subway once on the trip, but I liked this answer!
• Pecan crusted chicken salad (TGI Fridays) Snake!


AND THE WINNER IS... PATTY!!!


She really knows her NorCal Mild Hogs, one in particular! Patty is the winner of an official 2010 Sturgis Rally T-shirt. We will ask Patty to model the shirt for us in a future blog so you can see the t-shirt and the winner. For those of you who did not win, that is really too bad, some folks are winners and the rest are losers... If you were looking for some "feel good" message, you must be a product of the California school system where everyone is a winner... Well, not here baby, welcome to the real world!


"Competition makes the world go round..." Tony Forte (1969)
See you on the road...

Know Your NorCal Mild Hog - Sturgis Addition

Repo Man, Outlaw, Snake


KNOW YOUR NORCAL MILD HOG CONTEST
Yes, an active mind is a shame to waste, that is why we decided to have contest for our followers and anyone else who might stumble upon our site. We posed several questions to the NorCal M’hogs on the 2010 trip to Sturgis. You will have the opportunity to connect the response with one of the M’hogs, Outlaw, Repo Man or Snake. The person with the most correct responses wins a 2010 Sturgis T-shirt, size x-large. If you need one bigger than that, go on a diet! In the even of a tie, we will draw the winning name from the folks with the most correct answers.

This is open to anyone, but you must provide a picture of yourself in the t-shirt for our blog. Obviously the boys on the trip cannot participate even though it is unlikely they would do that well…. Please send your response to Davemildhogs@yahoo.com no later than August 31, 2010. Just copy the list of questions into the email and put a (O = Outlaw, R= Repo Man, S=Snake). For California High School graduates, just do your best…

What was your favorite part of the trip?
• Riding to Spearfish along the valley floor
• See all of the countryside and wildlife
• The early morning ride into Sturgis on the 2nd day
What was the worst part of the trip?
• My sore rear
• Running late when meeting up with the M’hogs
• Lack of painted shirts on the ladies
What scared you the most?
• Eating at Granny’s Kitchen
• Riding behind the less experienced riders
• Getting passed by the Banditos on the shoulder of the road
What was the strangest/funniest thing you saw?
• Motorcycle with various skins and antlers on it
• The amount of old guys with young chicks
• The families that chose this week to visit SD on vacation
If you could take somebody famous with you on the next trip, who would it be?
• Hally Berry
• Angeline Jolie
• John Wayne
Who would you least like to take?
• Barack Obama
• Barack Obama
• Barack Obama
What was your favorite meal on the trip?
• Fillet Mignon in Custer
• Subway tuna sandwich…all 6 times
• Pecan crusted chicken salad (TGI Fridays)

Sturgis Trip - Day 4




The title of today’s entry should be “Ride baby ride”, cause that is what we did! The rally is really about the riding. Once you get past the t-shirts, bike accessories, crowds and scantily clad girls, it is, and always has been about the riding. The Black Hills is one of the most beautiful parts of the country and the best way to take it all in is on a motorcycle. This year’s rally seems less crowded than previous years. There is available parking and short lines to eat. While this certainly makes for a great trip, it sadly reflects the state of our current economy and the fact that unemployment is still so high, even after all the money our congress has urinated away. I could go on, but it only makes me angry.




Okay, I’m back to the trip. We decided we would start by riding the Badlands. We had never ridden it before. Repo Man took the lead and directed us towards Rapid City and the Badlands. At first the ride was along the flattest, straightest road I have ever ridden. Prairie grass lined both sides of the road for as far as the eye could see. The only interruptions were the occasional trucks hauling ass and something that must have been the devils creation. Each time they would blast by there would be a crazy buffeting effect followed by a blast of gravel, grain or something nasty that would pelt the bikes and sting the face. I watched each rider’s technique for protecting themselves from this onslaught. RM ducked behind his windshield for cover each time it occurred. Outlaw would move to the edge of the road for protection. Snake did a little of both, learning from the others. Eventually and thankfully the trucks stopped coming. At one point there was a sign that read “Badlands loop”. RM pulled over and contemplated the gravel road leading into the horizon. I had several thoughts about the Badlands Loop…bad idea, bad for the bikes, bad for the riders, bad all around. We did not take the loop, and it did not matter. We stayed on the asphalt and it did lead to the Badlands Park, thankfully. If you have never had the experience, I highly recommend visiting the Badlands at least once. It is very unique in the rugged terrain with sharp peaks and serrated edges. The pictures do not do it justice, but may help you get an idea of the rugged beauty. Outlaw aptly described it as the lunar surface. We had an interesting experience driving through the park. We came upon a bike with passenger who had no shirt. Yes, she had no shirt on. With great care we were able to get some evidence… I just wonder how she managed to survive those gravel trucks with only pasties for protection…

After exiting the park we shortly entered Wall, SD. The entire town is built around the Wall Drug Store, I’m sure you have seen the big bumper stickers. We had to stop; there was no way I was going to pass up a 5 cent cup of coffee no matter how hot it is outside! Yes, a nickel! Not bad at all! Being the cheapest guy in the world I balked at the nickel refill, after all, refills should be cheaper than the first cup! Wall Drug takes up an entire block and appears to be many connected shops and services all under the same name. Perhaps it is the original mall… Regardless, we did not shop, just looked. Speaking of looking, our nude friend came riding up right as we were leaving. There is something unusual about a woman walking around in public with only pasties for a shirt. She appeared to be very comfortable with the entire experience which included families all around trying to enjoy their vacation without soft porn on the siedewalk. I’m not certain I understand a guy who likes his girl running around like that. I guess it takes all kinds…

We left Wall and headed to the hotel for water and the opportunity to rest and plan the remainder of our day. Refreshed, we left for Mount Rushmore. MR is a fantastic experience. It is an exceptionally beautiful setting, both the natural background and the park facility itself. They have really done a nice job. It is also amazing to think that a man had a vision to carve faces in a mountain and was able to carry it off. I’m certain the permitting and environmental impact report would make it prohibitive today, although there is a similar carving of Crazy Horse going on nearby. Having been there before, we took the obligatory MR pictures and soon left.

We rode to Deadwood, Lead and Spearfish. The Spearfish Valley is unbelievable, beautiful even in an area known for its beauty. The ride was a winding ribbon of black asphalt with sheer vertical cliffs on each side, complete with a pristine creek running along the valley floor. While there were not many homes along the valley, the ones that we saw were sprawling estates with large garages. They must have been in the multiple millions of dollars… Once in Spearfish, RM parted ways to drop his bike off for shipment home. Outlaw and I proceeded back to the hotel. On the ride back we followed a bike that was creeping along. With no where to pass we patiently waited for the first opportunity. Why are you snickering? We waited… When the lane became two and we started to pass, this guy found his throttle. I know Outlaw well and thought, “it is on” and it was. Needless to say, we lost the guy in the curves like two fighters in formation, Outlaw leading and Snake as the wingman. We made it to the hotel, picked up the truck and went to meet RM in Rapid City.

It was a long day of riding, between 325 and 360 miles depending on who you believe. It really does not matter. It was a great day of riding and that is why we came. With some sadness we depart the beauty of the Black Hills and head to the beauty of Northern California, home to the NorCal Mild Hogs and one of the most beautiful places to ride anywhere.

Thanks for following our trip. I hope you enjoyed it.

See you on the road!

Day 4 - Sturgis

Lake Pactola

Main Street Sturgis
Today we went into downtown Sturgis. For those of you who have never been, there is not much of a town, except during Rally Week each year. Much of the town is shut down the majority of the year, coming alive for one week every August. If you want to have a peek, use the following web site...please note, for the Chevron viewers, do not use the company computers to look at night.... http://rapidcityjournal.com/app/pages/sturgisrallydaily/sturgis_webcam/



I honestly can't explain this...


We got up early and rode the 50 miles from Hill City to Sturgis. I had forgotten how beautiful the ride is. You pass the Pactola Reservoir along the way as well as the city of Deadwood. It was a cool morning and not too much traffic. We cut the dogs loose which really felt good after the wildlife tour yesterday which is much slower. Once in Sturgis, we parked the bikes on the main drag which was fairly open at that time which is unusual. It may be the economy, or perhaps global warming which I previously warned you about. Either way, I'm blaming Obama. He has ample time to straighten this sh-- out!

The only thing I can say about Sturgis is, seen it once, seen it enough... The vendors are the same, t-shirts, bike stuff and t-shirts.... It was hotter than hell! The temperature was 98 degrees. I was hoping it may cause less clothing on the women, but today was actually pretty calm. I'm not saying we didn't see some dainties, just not as much as previous years.

Sturgis Air Conditioning!
There was a great bike show. Some of the bikes looked like you may be able to ride them. Others, not so sure. One of the bikes had a radial engine similar to an older aircraft, while another had steering in the rear. All well done, few were practical. Snake's next bike....

We eventually could not stand the heat and elected to head back. Along the way, we stopped in Deadwood, an old mining town famous for being the location where Wild Bill Hickok was killed. The town does a pretty nice job of welcoming bikers. All the same t-shirts, less crowds and more parking.

After a quick tour of the main street, we headed home to Hill City where we stopped to take a few photos at the Pactola Reservoir. We also purchased water for $1 from the park service. Best deal in South Dakota. Dinner was in Custer City. Fillet mignon for $14 and it was wrapped in bacon. It does not get any better than that. Tomorrow we are off to the Bad Lands for our last ride in South Dakota this year.

See you on the road!